I just want to throw this out into blogsphere before I go to sleep. I need to get this off my chest--I've had one too many of the above experiences lately.
The next guy who asks me out.... well just watch the video.
After this week-end, I have absolutely had it. No more.
I refuse to go on another date for the rest of the semester and then however long I feel like it after that.
All of those people pushing dating, relationships, marriage, etc. down my throat can all go jump in a lake for all I care... and that's putting it nicely.
You think I'm kidding, my roommates think I'm kidding, the 1.5 people that read my blog think I'm kidding.
I'm not--I got asked out today. I politely declined the invitation.
Frankly for the majority of this semester I've felt a little bit...
"How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
--Judy Tenuta
"I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."
--Andy Warhol
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.
--Jason Schwartzman
I've been dating since I was [sixteen]. I'm exhausted.
--Kristin Davis.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle of... dating...
--Scott Adams
The next guy who asks me out.... well just watch the video.
After this week-end, I have absolutely had it. No more.
I refuse to go on another date for the rest of the semester and then however long I feel like it after that.
All of those people pushing dating, relationships, marriage, etc. down my throat can all go jump in a lake for all I care... and that's putting it nicely.
You think I'm kidding, my roommates think I'm kidding, the 1.5 people that read my blog think I'm kidding.
I'm not--I got asked out today. I politely declined the invitation.
Frankly for the majority of this semester I've felt a little bit...
"How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
--Judy Tenuta
"I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."
--Andy Warhol
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.
--Jason Schwartzman
I've been dating since I was [sixteen]. I'm exhausted.
--Kristin Davis.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle of... dating...
--Scott Adams
I don't know what part of the 1.5 I am :) ....maybe somewhere around .75 :) BUT I do agree with you ma'am. Dating, wow. Sometimes I see couples and think, "am I not good enough or something?" othertimes I think, "SHEOOOT! I love being single".
ReplyDeleteYep guys suck.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Mom
Say Alissa, wanna go out sometimes? Just for fun??
ReplyDeleteHahaha, you're a funny one.
ReplyDeleteactually, all of you are funny. = )
You are staying for Spring and Summer anyways. We might as well hang out.
ReplyDeletePull the lever, Kronk!
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