... because we're THAT awesome.

So, I was talking to a good friend last night... conversation went something like this ...

Me: So I saw ____ yesterday... holding hands with a girl.

Her (my friend): OH MY GOSH! How is it that _______ has a girlfriend and we're single? He's got a milk toast personality...

And we... we are AWESOME.

Me: Hahahahaha... *loooooooooooong thoughtful pause* I have no idea.

Maybe we're just too picky ... maybe it's time to pour yourself an ice cold glass and plug in the toaster.

= )